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Confused 92 year-old Idahoan forgets where murder target lives

A 92 year-old Idaho man is under arrest and facing two counts of attempted murder after drove about 200 miles to Layton, Utah armed with a Glock and intent on killing his asshole nephew and niece-in-law over an inheritance dispute, buuuuuut some other stuff happened, per KTVX.

First, in a total senior moment Billy Nevills forgot where the nephew lives and couldn’t figure out the GPS app on his phone. Then, when he decided to book a hotel room and figure out his next move, Nevills kind of told the staff there he was in town to murder his nephew and niece-in-law. Big mistake, because they then called the cops who came by and well he told them that yes, he was indeed in town to murder his nephew and niece-in-law to avenge the inheritance dispute.

According to Nevills, his wife’s sister had willed Mrs Nevills – now in a memory care facility – an unstated but probably considerable sum of money but at some point the nephew had took advantage of his aunt and scammed her into diverting “the entirety of the sister’s inheritance” to him instead, screwing Mrs Nevills when her healthcare bills are getting expensive. Billy Nevills told cops he planned on blasting the punk and his wife before turning himself in immediately and that they’d be dead already if he’d figured out his phone’s GPS. And maybe kept the murder plan to himself.

KTVX unfortunately did not print the names of the niece or nephew, much less their side of the story, if any. If this is all true – and nobody should question Billy’s honesty so much as maybe his perception – then yeah they should stop being cunts and just pay the old lady’s nursing home bills.

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