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WATCH LIVE: Mike Johnson lies to media some more just for fun

Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson and his top lieutenants will on Monday continue to lie to the media about the shutdown they refuse to end by giving Americans access to cheaper healthcare.

If you get bored with that you can see more about the other ongoing major national political crisis as North Carolina MAGA Congressman Pat Harrigan on Monday was maybe just a little extra hyperbolic about the murder rate in Portland and Chicago on CNN this morning. Harrigan said he doesn’t “think it’s wrong for members of the administration to characterize places like Chicago and Portland as war zones when they are putting up stats of about 50 murders a weekend,” when 50 murders every weekend would mean that 2,600 people, or 0.1 and 0.4 percent of the respective cities’ populations getting murdered annually. Do Caracas or Rio de Janeiro even put up percentages like that?

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