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Fat Hitler waits until markets close to reiterate China tariff threat

“It has just been learned that China has taken an extraordinarily aggressive position on Trade in sending an extremely hostile letter to the World, stating that they were going to, effective November 1st, 2025, impose large scale Export Controls on virtually every product they make, and some not even made by them. This affects ALL Countries, without exception, and was obviously a plan devised by them years ago. It is absolutely unheard of in International Trade, and a moral disgrace in dealing with other Nations,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, 50 minutes after the stock market closed until Tuesday morning to prevent a further slide caused by his stupid bullshit.

“Based on the fact that China has taken this unprecedented position, and speaking only for the USA, and not other Nations who were similarly threatened, starting November 1st, 2025 (or sooner, depending on any further actions or changes taken by China), the United States will impose a Tariff of 100 percent on China, over and above any Tariff that they are currently paying. Also on November 1st, we will impose Export Controls on any and all critical software,” Trump continued and apparently this is just a more coherently written version of the 493-word single block of text from earlier.

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