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Mike Johnson, other GOP leaders mad

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was spitting mad on Friday, almost to the point where he might rip open his shirt and reveal his SuperEvangelical costume. Some choice quotes included “If you’re a service member who’s lacking a paycheck, it’s because Chuck Schumer has to appease the Marxists. Plain and simple. Same on you Chuck. Every Senate Democrat is going along with this. You lack to moral fortitude to do the right thing,” and “Millions of people are experiencing real pain because these political games. And you think after 44 years in Congress, Chuck Schumer would know better, but it seems apparent now that he spent too long in Washington to understand.”

On the brief part with that twat Tom Emmer at the beginning, MAGA Kansas Senator Roger Marshall on Newsmax made it clear he was working off the same internal GOP canned talking points memo about next weekend’s planned “No Kings” protest. Marshall called it a “Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We’ll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it.” That last part intentionally ominous for obvious reasons.

Marshall also squeezed in some time for complaining about Trump losing the Nobel Peace Prize.

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