Stocks take a beating after Trump rant

The Dow Jones Industrial Average is down 585 points or 1.26 percent, the S&P 121 points or 1.8 percent, and the NASDAQ 562 points or 2.44 percent after convicted felon President Trump threatened massive new tariffs on Chinese exports on Friday, CNBC reports.

“Good luck finding me, LMFAO” guy executed by firing squad

With friends like these

Sound of Freedom asshole to walk on sex trafficking accusations

Erika Kirk under “transvestigation”

QAdulteress officially dead to Trump

Donald finally speaks to the press

Karoline informs her Twitter followers that prices will go down

Pennsylvania man seriously injured by his own dog

Jeff’s friend orders DOJ to investigate Jeff’s other friends

Tom Emmer says he thinks tariffs have made groceries cheaper

New prosecutor self-appoints in Trump Fulton County case

“Epstein was a Democrat” says Republican who still befriended him

Orange Steer to fuck over loyal ranchers

ChiCom state media skips some key details of space mission

Fox News reports “affordability” no longer a “con-job”

“Not acting like someone who has nothing to hide”

Tennessee GOP chair “cautiously optimistic” about TN-7 special

MAGA Congressman needs better Epstein talking points

Florida Republican voter gets 170 years for producing child porn

Swalwell referred to DOJ for lame “mortgage fraud” crime

The “Biden would’ve released the Epstein files if…” line returns

Todd Blanche acknowledges Ghislaine lied to him

Maxwell getting free toilet paper from Club Fed commissary: CNN

Newsom team’s troll account went there

Israeli settlers torch West Bank mosque

Italian prosecutors probing 1990s Sarajevo murder tourism ring

George Santos and Anna Delvey team up for DC “veterans” event

Trump supposedly taking questions in Oval Office: Live video

Mike Johnson says Epstein files bill hits floor next week

Japanese airport resumes flights after bear incursion

WATCH LIVE: House finally returns after almost two months

High school dropout not dropping out, Don Bacon in too (?)

Yelling at seagulls more effective than speaking calmly: study

Orange Overlord demands absolute obedience on Epstein files

Lauren Boebert summoned to White House over Epstein petition

“You see I know how dirty Donald is” wrote Epstein in 2018

The Epstein emails were taken out of context, libtards

Panamanians seize 13 tons of cocaine from non-exploded boat

Lady Bongo, Junior Bongo sentenced in absentia to 20 years

Fox News covers White House response to damning Epstein emails

ChiComs halt soybean buys

House Dems acquire 2011 Epstein email putting Trump in his home

Noem vows to protect Illinoisans from their governor’s rhetoric

Orange Yahweh commands Israeli president to pardon Netanyahu

White House planning big Trump rally tour to fight inflation

Hillary is so fucking screwed this time

War on Bear Terrorism funds to be added to Japanese budget

“That’s their new word: affordability”

British Columbia regulator determines 9 year-old should not have been operating carnival ride, though patron intoxication a factor too

They really are so fucked on healthcare