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CBP conducts “thorough review” to discredit Brazilian judge

“US Customs and Border Protection announced that it has conducted a thorough review of available evidence pertaining to allegations of an entry into the United States by Brazilian national Filipe Martins on Dec 30, 2022. Upon completion of the review, it was determined that Mr Martins did not enter the US on that date. This finding directly contradicts claims made by Brazilian Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes, an individual who was recently sanctioned by the US for his human rights violations against the Brazilian people,” says a US Border Patrol press release.

“We recognize that Justice de Moraes cited an erroneous record to justify Mr Martins’ monthslong imprisonment. The inclusion of this inaccurate record in CBP’s official systems remains under investigation, and CBP will take appropriate steps to prevent future discrepancies from occurring. CBP strongly condemns any misuse of this false entry to support the conviction or imprisonment of Mr Martins or any person. We reaffirm our dedication to maintaining the integrity of our border records and supporting the principles of justice and human rights,” the release continued.

Great job guys, except on the part where you explain why the fuck this is supposed to matter other than just some picayune way of justifying that which your regime’s overlords already justified to themselves. We get that they don’t like Alexandre De Moraes. The “evidence” is unnecessary.

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