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Supreme Court spikes Alex Jones’s desperate pleas to save him

The US Supreme Court on Tuesday denied certiorari to both of conspiracy freak Alex Jones’s two desperate petitions to save InfoWars from being acquired by the Onion and to overturn the $1.4 billion defamation judgment against him over the Sandy Hook massacre conspiracy bullshit, dooming the raspy-voiced scumbag to having to go and find a real job, USA Today reports.

In related news, the New York Times on Monday confirmed the story about Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche cracking the whip at his feckless subordinate “Eagle Ed” Martin over the latter’s stupid attempt to intervene on Jones’s behalf by stirring up a fake investigation into former FBI agent William Aldenberg – who had responded to the scene of the 2012 massacre and later served as an advisor to the families in their case against Jones. “A ticked-off Mr Blanche asked Mr Martin: Why pick a pointless fight that would embarrass the administration on behalf of a fringe activist? He demanded that Mr Martin rescind the letter, according to three people briefed on a phone call between the two men,” the Times wrote of the misadventure that ended with Martin doing just that.

Worth raising is if Blanche might’ve been more willing to stick the regime’s necks out for the neckless gay frogs nutcase if he had behaved more compliantly about the Jeffrey Epstein matter.

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