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Ronna’s stepmom plunges to her death at California parking garage

“Mitt Romney’s brother filed for divorce just four months before his estranged wife plunged to her death from a California parking garage – and tried to make sure courts awarded her nothing in the split, court documents show. George Scott Romney, 81, filed the case against 64 year-old Carrie Elizabeth Romney in June, citing ‘irreconcilable differences,'” the New York Post writes in the lede to their Tuesday night article headlined “Mitt Romney’s brother tried to make sure estranged wife got nothing in divorce before her tragic end,” citing relevant court documents they obtained.

Copied that verbatim to not mince the words because holy fucking shit that is the most Arkancide-y piece of reportage since, well, back when “Arkancide” was first coined back in the 90s, right?

The BEST case scenario here is that Georgie – worth at least tens of millions just given the family’s wealth – drove his wife to suicide by leaving her completely destitute when the divorce case would have been ultimately decided. But it wasn’t decided yet and maybe she had good lawyers who would have successfully fought for a decent-enough-sized piece of him. Maybe Ronna didn’t want that gold-digging bitch to get a dime from her inheritance so she put some calls in with her old squad at the RNC. Lots of room here for imaginations to run wild given the already very bad look.

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