Last summer the New York Times reported that convicted felon President Trump’s minions were working on a grand blitz against all of their enemies using one very tenuous thread. Basically it goes like this: President Barack Obama ordered the FBI and CIA to on Trump during the 2016 campaign, planted evidence that he colluded with Russia, and all the other “hoax” shit they’ve been whining about for years to obfuscate the fact that he’s a fat fucking traitor who committed real crimes.
However, according to the Times, “Trump appointees are reluctant to present evidence to a grand jury in the District of Columbia where key decisions in the Russia investigation were made nearly a decade ago. They believe it would be nearly impossible to find sympathetic jurors in a courthouse overseen by a federal judge, James E Boasberg, whom the Trump team regards as an enemy.”
The solution? Impanel the grand jury in South Florida because the 2022 Mar-a-Lago raid was somehow connected to the “Russia hoax” and make it a RICO case to overcome the statute of limitations, have a friendlier pool of MAGA jurors, and hope that it ends up in front of Aileen Cannon.
Oh and that the Sixth Amendment of the US Constitution doesn’t get in the way since the majority of the predicate offenses would have occurred in Washington years before the Mar-a-Lago raid.
Who gets this upset over a demented little freak like John Eastman? Do you realize how cunty you sound?
— Spartan @ NationalZero (@Spartan_NZero) May 4, 2024
MAGA legal Twitter asshole Mike Davis, who blocked Spartan for this reply to one of his many posts, last week told the host of the Charlie Kirk-less Charlie Kirk show that US Attorney Jason Reding Quinones — whom he described as “my buddy” — had received court approval for a grand jury in Fort Pierce, Florida, that “should be fully up and running by January,” Bloomberg reports.
“I would say to these lawfare Democrats who waged this unprecedented, Republic-ending Russian collusion hoax conspiracy against President Trump, his top aides and his supporters over the last eight years, I would say to those lawfare Democrats to lawyer up,” Davis added.