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“Mr President, we don’t have the time”

New Jersey MAGA Congressman Jeff Van Drew, a traitor who switched from a Democrat to a Republican after convicted felon President Trump’s first impeachment trial, tells Politico he recently warned the fat fuck that the Obamacare situation needs to be fixed immediately and with a clean extension of the subsidies before the next enrollment period begins on November 1st – but the imperative simply wasn’t getting through with the legendarily stubborn and stupid “leader.”

“Can’t we do something better?” Trump asked, per Van Drew, who replied “Mr President, we don’t have the time,” speaking to how long it takes to craft legislation that would actually pass.

A “person familiar with the administration’s thinking” said they “don’t think the president cares to save Obama’s legacy legislation that has proved to be a failure and an ongoing headache for everyone involved,” as if that’s the fucking point. “I do see a scenario where the president sees a pathway for a health care policy bill that could receive some bipartisan support,” the person added, again in a panglossian fugue where there’s a “concept of a plan” let alone an actual, you know, plan.

“Democrats have to be really careful, because they’re going to get exposed on one, how expensive Obamacare is. And two, they were the ones that put that in the Inflation Reduction Act, where the subsidies sunset,” the source continued, as though their Orange God Emperor won last year on voters’ ability to see nuance and complexities of economic policy rather than vinyl campaign signs that said “TRUMP: LOW PRICES – KAMALA: HIGH PRICES” and other gratingly reductive pablum.

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