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Mike Johnson says GOP healthcare plan top secret: Live updates

Good ol’ Jesus Dork on Sunday told that Fox News blonde the GOP has something BIG in the works for healthcare but that it’s so super secret that he can’t even tell his own members what it is because it would leak right away… Remember this guy’s supposed to be excited to revolutionize American healthcare and should WANT voters to know that they have this fucking AWESOME new plan to fix everything. In fact most people who run for Congress outline these kinds of ambitions in their campaigns and then when they’re already elected they tend to intro aspirational “messaging bills” to check this or that box politically. Johnson doesn’t even want to do that, lol.

More shenanigans below:

And apologies for the late start on this. Data needed to be crunched for an upcoming piece.

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