“Republicans, Terminate the Filibuster and bring back the American Dream. If you don’t do it, the Dems will, and you’ll never see office again!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday morning, evidently concerned that Dems would undertake massive structural reforms of the government and elections that would make it far more difficult to win when campaigning on made-up bullshit like kids using litter boxes at school and ISIS caravans surging north through Mexico.
The apprehension followed a football spiking on “Nancy Pelosi, the old and broken political hack who Impeached me twice and lost, is finally calling it ‘quits.’ She illegally made a fortune in the Stock Market, ripped off the American Public, and was a disaster for America. I’m glad to see the stench of Nancy Pelosi go!!!” Worth mentioning that Pelosi only “lost” because of “jury” nullification.