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The Epstein emails were taken out of context, libtards

“The Democrats selectively leaked emails to the liberal media to create a fake narrative to smear President Trump. The ‘unnamed victim’ referenced in these emails is the late Virginia Giuffre, who repeatedly said President Trump was not involved in any wrongdoing whatsoever and ‘couldn’t have been friendlier’ to her in their limited interactions. The fact remains that President Trump kicked Jeffrey Epstein out of his club decades ago for being a creep to his female employees, including Giuffre. These stories are nothing more than bad-faith efforts to distract from President Trump’s historic accomplishments, and any American with common sense sees right through this hoax and clear distraction from the government opening back up again,” said White House Press Secretary Krazy Karoline in a statement Wednesday reacting to House Oversight Dems’ release of some pretty freaking damning emails indicating that convicted felon President Trump knew that his best bud was sex trafficking teenage girls. She’s taking the podium in just under two hours so this’ll be fun.

Meanwhile on CNN this morning MAGA Congressman Rob Stutzman lied and said that House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer “has done a very good job handling” the Epstein files shitshow “methodically.” If that were true then Slutzman would be doing a little victory dance to Wolf Blizter like he wanted to (and tried to) instead of being blindsided by these goddamned emails that Comer’s tormentor Ranking Dem Robert Garcia obtained. Comer has fucking sucked at this and if anything Republicans should be screaming at him to resign from the chair over his utter fecklessness in preventing these kinds of massively damaging releases they have to get asked about.

Look at this utter limp dickery:

The Committee then proceeded to retweet that screeching by Nancy Mace – who signed the discharge petition because she clearly believes the Oversight Committee investigation is inadequate, yet Comer’s staff need something to sound morally outraged so they’re going with her:

By the way, Mace just denied to CNN’s Manu Raju that there was any validity to the “rumors” she’ll be rescinding her signature from the discharge petition forcing the vote to release the files. Adelita Grijalva’s swearing in is just hours away and it’s now or never if Mike Johnson and his team are going to get one of them to back out and avoid what will be a very ugly vote. So fire up the “rumor mill” just like they did on the George Santos expulsion nearly two years ago, hoping to create enough pressure to get Mace to ghost and buy more time to sink it with some upcoming musical chairs.

Even if that failed miserably it’s worth a shot this time, right?

The Speaker himself spoketh to reporters following Garcia’s unwelcome surprise, calling the email drop “another publicity stunt by the Democrats. They’re trying to mislead people. I’ll refer you to the Oversight Committee’s response by the Republicans.” Meaning those stupid tweets above, lol.

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