Categories
Uncategorized

The “Biden would’ve released the Epstein files if…” line returns

Mini-cut of House Republicans bringing back the “if Trump was incriminated by the Epstein files then Biden would’ve released them” line on Thursday (although the first one was the “This is just a distraction from the Senate Dems’ shutdown cave” line). Now, tempting as it is to once again rehash the old “Trump stole classified nuclear secrets and the MAGA propaganda machine said the FBI planted the files, so SURE they’d believe it Merrick Garland said Trump raped teen sex trafficking victims” and call it a wrap, it’s worth noting what makes the deflection suck even worse this time.

First off, the emails dropped on Wednesday by the House Oversight Dems came from Epstein’s estate, not the Justice Department. They were never in government hands until this week. Second, even if they had been collected years ago, what in them is criminally actionable? You can say they definitely could’ve helped damage Trump politically last year, but that’s something for Dem voters to rage at Merrick Garland for not fighting dirtier. And also see above about whether MAGA voters would’ve believed it. Third, Trump is the president now and on Wednesday he tried and failed to strongarm Nancy Mace and Lauren Boebert into backing out of the discharge petition to force a vote to force the DOJ to release the files. That’s the whole fucking reason this “hoax” is still going on.

Trump doesn’t want the files released. He wants this all to go away, probably because they contain evidence that he at the very least knew that his friend was raping and abusing teenage girls. While it takes a lot of words to explain and the whole scandal is a confusing mess, that stark reality is actually pretty simple to understand: Trump was complicit in if not a satisfied customer of a sex trafficking ring and he’s trying to prevent the wider public from gaining that understanding.

The Wednesday emails did not help that effort. They hurt it. Even a freaking nutcase like Megyn Kelly has to give up the ghost and admit it then it becomes even harder to avoid the reality.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

37 minutes ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

5 hours ago

Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

6 hours ago

“Incensed by the dissent”

7 hours ago

You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

17 hours ago

Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

19 hours ago

Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

24 hours ago

Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

1 day ago

Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

1 day ago

McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

1 day ago

Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

1 day ago

“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

1 day ago

Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

1 day ago

“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

2 days ago

Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

2 days ago

Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

2 days ago

Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

2 days ago

Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

2 days ago

Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

2 days ago

Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

2 days ago

Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

2 days ago

MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

2 days ago

Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

2 days ago

Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

3 days ago

White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

3 days ago

Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

3 days ago

Birthday loser whines over his best bud ruining the day

3 days ago

Swiss right wing on track to lose population cap referendum

3 days ago

Hahahahaha! Good one Greg!

4 days ago

Regime has to “certify” Trump removal from JFK center by noon

4 days ago

Senate Republicans “assuming” Trump will spend on Paxton

4 days ago

Texas GOP symbol non-symbolically pisses on convention floor

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway

5 days ago

Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

5 days ago

White House Axios Secretary Barak Ravid gives Trump-Iran update

5 days ago

“Void” is catchier than “expunge”: Luna’s intra-cranial focus group

5 days ago

Dan Sullivan banned from ballot in Alaska

5 days ago

Orange Tyrant screams at Iranians for “leaking” to “fake news”

5 days ago

Randy Fine laments Ammonites’ rejection of the Orange Yahweh

5 days ago

K$H sics agents on Ohio voter rights organization

5 days ago

“The aluminum chassis, while almost identical, has holes that are machined with a slightly different pattern”: Trump T1 necropsy

5 days ago

Newsmax reports DOGE cutting gay trans fly breeding program

5 days ago

Majority of Evangelicals oppose war in Iran: Reuters/Ipsos poll

5 days ago

Kennedy Center puppet board seeks stay of Trump name removal

5 days ago

Mediocre white guys slapfighting on Twitter again

5 days ago

Regime plans lame duck “expunge” of Trump impeachments: WSJ

6 days ago

“President Donald Trump grew furious this week”

6 days ago

New York Post reports Nazi-curious degenerate unfit for office

6 days ago

Federal judge finds Ken Paxton sued ActBlue to retaliate against them for funding Dem campaigns to public office, tosses case

6 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x