Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bonesaw will on Tuesday be feted in the Oval Office where his eyes will repeatedly drift towards his host’s fat, stubby fingers as he fantasizes about what it would be like to have him struggle fruitlessly as his goons hold him by the wrist and another approaches with a blade, his eyes gleeful with anticipation as the edge nears the soft, flabby flesh. Bonesaw’s eyes will grow wider and turn a sickening ochre hue, dreaming of Trump’s terrified screams and pleading to not suffer the mutilation in a darkened basement dungeon under the Riyadh palace…
Bonesaw will then snap out of it and remember to pretend to listen to Trump tell a reporter how successful his McDonald’s franchisee rally was in response to a question about the Epstein files.
While you wait for that here’s the House Judiciary Committee’s usual hilarity…
The House itself is also debating ahead of the big vote: