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Car thief California MAGA Congressman Darrell Issa, facing the imminent loss of his seat post-Prop 50, is considering moving to Texas and running for a Dallas-area seat, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports on a plan that rests on the Supreme Court overturning the lower court ruling freezing the Lone Star State GOP’s mid-decade gerrymander before next Monday’s filing deadline.

Sao yeah, it’s literally fucking easier for Issa to move 1,100+ miles east in the next six days to establish residency and then MAYBE defeat an actual Texan in the primary than to just stop being such a greasy-looking MAGA scumbag that his new California district would reelect him.

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