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Orange Idiot pardons sitting Dem Congressman Henry Cuellar

“For years, the Biden Administration weaponized the Justice System against their Political Opponents, and anyone who disagreed with them. One of the clearest examples of this was when Crooked Joe used the FBI and DOJ to ‘take out’ a member of his own Party after Highly Respected Congressman Henry Cuellar bravely spoke out against Open Borders, and the Biden Border ‘Catastrophe.’ Sleepy Joe went after the Congressman, and even the Congressman’s wonderful wife, Imelda, simply for speaking the TRUTH. It is unAmerican and, as I previously stated, the Radical Left Democrats are a complete and total threat to Democracy! They will attack, rob, lie, cheat, destroy, and decimate anyone who dares to oppose their Far Left Agenda, an Agenda that, if left unchecked, will obliterate our magnificent Country. Because of these facts, and others, I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda.”

“Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight – Your nightmare is finally over,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, pardoning a corrupt Dem currently sitting in Congress, who twice voted to impeach Donald, before his trial on charges for soliciting $600,000+ in bribes from some Azerbaijani and Mexican scumbags even started. What a fucking moron.

Just this morning the Texas Tribune reported that there’s no serious primary challenge against Cuellar, even though he and Imelda had been set to face a jury in April. “The National Republican Congressional Committee is targeting Cuellar’s seat as a top pickup opportunity in 2026, viewing his indictment as an opportunity to flip the seat red,” the Tribune literally wrote… five hours before Trump basically just endorsed him. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, this is so goddamned funny.

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