Longshot MAGA Republican Florida gubernatorial hopeful James Fishback appears to be even a longer shot as state propaganda outlet Florida’s Voice decided to do some actual journalism for a change and wrote a deeply reported piece on how Fishback, about 30 or 31, had a then-16 year-old girlfriend living with him as recently as 2021. The now-legal adult woman, Keniah Fort, laid it all out in a petition for a restraining order filed back in January, accusing Fishback of effectively grooming her.
It’s not like this asshole ever had a serious chance against Trump-endorsed ex-felon Congressman Byron Donalds but it’s just funny how rigorous and professional a freaking Pravda like Florida’s Voice can be when they want to squash a pest skittering around the state Republican Party.
Otherwise it’s just styrofoam agitprop starring assclowns like “Randy Fine rips Democrats, calls illegal immigration the top driver of unaffordability” as though that fat fuck doesn’t have a Papa John’s employing undocumented workers from Pakistan on speed dial. Or a Little Caesars, whatever.