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“Joe Biden is no longer a threat to them”

One of convicted felon President Trump’s minions anonymously tells CNN that he and other minions are begging the fat bastard to stop trying to blame “Crooked Joe” and get real on economic issues.

“Joe Biden is no longer a threat to them because he’s out of office, he’s never going to be in office again,” the “them” being MAGA voters increasingly pissed with the Orange God Emperor. “You’ve got to feel their pain. You’ve got to talk about it every day,” the advisor continued. Problem is that Trump has been talking about it every day, and by talking he’s lying and calling it a “hoax.”

Another one of Donald’s handlers says they’ve started putting “policy time” on his daily schedule to try to coach him on taking the economy seriously and lol they are so completely, utterly fucked.

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