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Dersh pitches Trump on “legal” argument for running for third term

Jeffrey Epstein friend/client Alan Dershowitz tells the Wall Street Journal that on Tuesday he met with other Jeffrey Epstein friend/client Donald Trump at the White House and showed the president a draft of Dersh’s upcoming book “Could President Trump Constitutionally Serve a Third Term?” as though the fat fuck would actually have the attention span necessary to read such a tome.

“I said ‘it’s not clear if a president can become a third term president and it’s not clear if it’s permissible,’” said OJ Simpson’s former defense lawyer, adding “He found it interesting as an intellectual issue. Do I think he’s going to run for a third term? No, I don’t think he will.”

Dersh did not then elaborate on what the fucking point was of writing this stupid book, set to hit stores next year, is if it’s not just some bullshit aimed at suckering MAGA idiots for a few bucks.

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