“I have just been informed that the highly respected Board of the Kennedy Center, some of the most successful people from all parts of the world, have just voted unanimously to rename the Kennedy Center to the Trump-Kennedy Center, because of the unbelievable work President Trump has done over the last year in saving the building. Not only from the standpoint of its reconstruction, but also financially, and its reputation. Congratulations to President Donald J Trump, and likewise, congratulations to President Kennedy, because this will be a truly great team long into the future!”

“The building will no doubt attain new levels of success and grandeur,” the information minister tweeted on Thursday. With that transmission concluded, citizens are now urged to resume their labor producing goods and services crucial to meeting quotas and sustaining our current economic prosperity, the goal ever more important as the nation prepares to enter a turbulent and lengthy period of shared sacrifice and suffering that will be experienced by most classes.

The Great Leader’s love will provide spiritual endurance for those who will suffer during this period in which a New Leap Forward will be achieved. “Divisive” elements of the culture can expect increased scrutiny and consequences of their continued spiritual subversion of the Great Leader’s vision for our nation. Updated mandates will be transmitted to party functionaries on how best to identify and quarantine these elements. The Ministry of Information instructs all to await this guidance.