A Miami-area man, who Local10.com reports is facing two felony charges after having broken into two luxury homes worth $37 million and $12 million while completely naked, may have been drunk and stoned enough to believe that he was invisible and thus needed to shed his clothing so that potential witnesses would not have been alerted to his presence by a spectral floating shirt, pants, and shoes moving into and throughout the adjacent homes on Ocean Boulevard in Golden Beach.
Granted, this is pure speculation on National Zero’s part as there is no arrest affidavit mentioning specifically what if any reason for stripping nude that 26 year-old Vladimir Demidovich disclosed to cops following his apprehension in the garage of one of the homes. It’s just that he’s a registered Republican, broke into homes less than 600 ft away from the small enclave’s police headquarters, and was apparently intoxicated from alcohol as the police said he “consumed beverages” in both houses, although there’s no mention of his being under the influence of any narcotic substances.
So it’s really a highly plausible theory rather than a factual description of Demidovich’s express modus operandi part during his Thursday night burglary mini-spree. He also could’ve just been so fucked up that he simply did not remember why he took his clothes off. But again that’s speculation.