“I am pleased to announce that the breakout fighting between Thailand and Cambodia will stop momentarily, and they will go back to living in PEACE, as per our recently agreed to original Treaty. I want to congratulate both great leaders on their brilliance in coming to this rapid and very fair conclusion. It was FAST and DECISIVE, as all of these situations should be! The United States of America, as always, was proud to help! With all of the wars and conflicts I have settled and stopped over the last eleven months, EIGHT, perhaps the United States has become the REAL United Nations, which has been of very little assistance or help in any of them, including the disaster currently going on between Russia and Ukraine. The United Nations must start getting active and involved in WORLD PEACE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday morning.
Maybe this could’ve been like a State Department press release or something instead of calling attention to the fact that if the fat fuck had actually ended the Thai-Cambodian border conflict back in July then their troops wouldn’t have started killing each other again earlier this month. Thus the conflict was never truly “settled” or “stopped” and does not seem likely to be headed that way now.