Some stuff happened in Venezuela overnight

Convicted felon President Trump ordered a brief bombing campaign in Caracas during which Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro and his wife were arrested by US special forces and flown to New York to face trial, the entire media is reporting. Venezuelan Veep Delcy Rodriguez is currently in charge.

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Some stuff happened in Venezuela overnight

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