Categories
Uncategorized

Brooklyn FC signs power shooter Mangione

“Brooklyn Football Club (Brooklyn FC) men today announced that it has signed American midfielder Peter Mangione to its inaugural USL Championship roster, pending league and federation approval.”

“Mangione, 24, an American midfielder from Hunt Valley, Md, joins Brooklyn from the FC Cincinnati organization after turning pro with FC Cincinnati 2 in MLS NEXT Pro. He built his resume at Penn State, where he scored 31 career goals and earned Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year honors in 2021 and 2023. Mangione played a key role for FC Cincinnati 2 in 2025, making 28 appearances (26 starts) and recording two goals and five assists across 2,218 minutes. He brings a balanced midfield profile to Brooklyn, with the engine to cover ground and the end product to impact matches in the final third. Brooklyn FC will debut in the USL Championship on March 8, 2026 when the team takes on Indy Eleven at Maimonides Park,” said Brooklyn FC in a press release on Wednesday.

The absolute killer shot Mangione’s new home field is just under six miles from where his absolute killer shot cousin Luigi is incarcerated awaiting trial. Soccer fan Nicolas Maduro is staying there too.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Chuck Grassley files 2028 reelection paperwork

8 hours ago

Neurodivergent Mormon disclaims agency over US energy supply

1 day ago

Orange Satan’s approval rating new all-time Pew record low

1 day ago

“In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1”

2 days ago

Vote Republican if you’re mad Trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize

2 days ago

President celebrates bribe from murderous tyrant

2 days ago

ABC News claims embarrassing premature pubaculation on story about Trump boys’ looting of Pentagon with no-bid contracts

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Declining dictator turns the racism up another crank

2 days ago

Nobel tears and butthurt outsourced to dipshit MAGA lawyer

2 days ago

“We wasn’t aware the child was in the car”

2 days ago

Paxton told donors that Cornyn “wants me to lose”

3 days ago

Trump loses Nobel Peace Prize to South African activist

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Michigan and Georgia debate double header

3 days ago

Saggy-breasted old slob trying to incite a race war

3 days ago

Regime currently attempting to indict Cassidy Hutchinson

3 days ago

Super intelligent president designates new enemies

3 days ago

Jaydee’s sophistry muscles clearly pretty worn out

3 days ago

Arizona Dem says she was raped while fixing campaign sign

3 days ago

Hurricane Isaias threatens yet another gas price spike

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Deranged old scumbag says stupid shit

4 days ago

Orange Warlord considering more Iran strikes this month

4 days ago

For You

4 days ago

“We are out here fighting for our lives and these dudes are in some random ass country made up of too many consonants”

4 days ago

High-ranking federal law enforcer complies with Great Leader

4 days ago

Jim Jordan and Sean Hannity demand Jack Smith take off his shirt

4 days ago

Paxton caught complaining privately to donors once again

5 days ago

Top Republican PAC now defending South Carolina

5 days ago

Tom Emmer admits GOP won’t sweep all 13 stolen House seats

5 days ago

Fox Business viewers alerted to incredible investment opportunity

5 days ago

Trump calls South Carolina Dem a “trannie”

6 days ago

President addresses nation on important issue

6 days ago

Dennis Hastert pinned permanently

6 days ago

You’ll never guess who just hired Karoline Leavitt

6 days ago

RNC chair doesn’t deny surrender in North Carolina Senate race

6 days ago

Senate GOP running Paxton ads nationwide during NFL games

1 week ago

Racial slur during DWI arrest, not the DWI arrest itself, the deciding factor in Greg Abbott’s undorsement of Texas House candidate

1 week ago

President saddened by Fox News coverage decisions

1 week ago

Movie Night Saturday: The Fugitive

1 week ago

Trump posts Tom Cotton’s cell phone number

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: President campaigns in crucial swing state Alabama

1 week ago

Senate GOP PAC pulls plug on North Carolina, turns to Kansas

1 week ago

Fox Business News funereal after shitty monthly jobs report lands

1 week ago

Tom Cotton targeted in Truth Social shitpost over the one thing that Trump has ever been right about: Year-round Daylight Saving Time

1 week ago

Too little, too late

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Grandpa flopsweats around Texahoma

1 week ago

President declares Iran nuclear threat ended

1 week ago

Mortgage rate hits 7.28 percent

1 week ago

Huckabee decries MAGA blowback over moronic “gamer” ad

1 week ago

Renee Good’s family sues Trump Regime, murderous ICE agent

1 week ago

Report: The president may not be mentally fit for office

2 weeks ago

x
x
x
x
x
x