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Fat Hitler commands ICE to parade “murderers and other criminals”

“The Department of Homeland Security and ICE must start talking about the murderers and other criminals that they are capturing and taking out of the system. They are saving many innocent lives!”

“There are thousands of vicious animals in Minnesota alone, which is why the crime stats are, Nationwide, the BEST EVER RECORDED! Show the Numbers, Names, and Faces of the violent criminals, and show them NOW. The people will start supporting the Patriots of ICE, instead of the highly paid troublemakers, anarchists, and agitators!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, evidently under the impression that DHS doesn’t already overhype every single legitimately dangerous migrant they detain on top of exaggerating the threats of the non-violent ones.

And obviously panicking over the absolutely appropriate level of bad press that his regime is getting for doing shit like forcing an elderly US citizen in his underwear out on the front lawn in the freezing cold to be interrogated by ICE, who had the wrong house. Stevie Miller must getting real friggin nervous that his fat orange boss’s iron will is plainly bending under sustained, self-inflicted pressure.

The post came in the middle of a binge of extremely deranged shit like reposting @17QStorm’s yarn about Joe Biden colluding with China during the 2020 election and a screenshot of some other asshole’s tweet saying “So at what point are we going to realize the enemy is within China and Russia are the boogeymen when the real threat is the UN, NATO and this ‘religion.’ I put ‘religion’ in quotes because it’s not a religion, it’s a ☠️ cult🫨! Yeh, I went there👊,” the “religion” being Islam.

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