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ICE deports defendant facing trial in $100 million jewel heist

Chilean illegal alien Jeson Nelon Presilla Flores, arrested last year in connection to a 2022 California truck robbery in which his accomplices made off with $100 million in jewels and watches, is a free man back in his home country rather than in a federal lockup awaiting trial and facing 15 years in the joint, all thanks to ICE, who last month granted Flores a “voluntary departure,” Fox News reports.

Oh and DHS made no effort to inform the US Attorney’s office. “Prosecutors are supposed to allow the civil immigration process to play out independently while criminal charges are pending. That is exactly what they did in this case — unwittingly to defendant’s benefit in that he will now avoid trial, and any potential conviction and sentence, unless and until he returns to the United States,” federal prosecutors wrote in their motion opposing efforts to dismiss the case. Fucking idiots.

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