Hey there Americans! Got any fun plans for a nice Carribbean or even Mexican getaway this weekend? Are you looking forward to spending a few days or even a week on a warm sandy beach instead of freezing your loins off in a goddamned blizzard? That’s great! Also, CNBC reports that airlines have canceled more than 1,300 flights which means there’s a pretty decent chance you just got fucked out of your vacation. Don’t even bother going to the airport, it’ll only cause more heartache, especially when you do manage to book another flight and then you sit on the tarmac for five hours until they turn around and head back to the gate because the plane got covered in ice.