Categories
Uncategorized

“Fuck you, Ted”

In a series of recordings taken surreptitiously during several private meetings with donors last year and provided to Axios by one of those donors to further some agenda, Canadian immigrant Senator Ted Cruz recounted how he and his fellow Republicans in the chamber held a lengthy late night April 2025 post-“Liberation Day” conference call in which they begged and pleaded with convicted felon President Trump to back down from the suicidally stupid tariffs which, per Cruz, “did not go well.”

“Trump was in a bad mood. I’ve been in conversations where he was very happy. This was not one of them,” Cruz said, then relaying what he told Trump: “Mr President, if we get to November 2026 and people’s 401(k)s are down 30 percent and prices are up 10–20 percent at the supermarket, we’re going to go into Election Day, face a bloodbath You’re going to lose the House, you’re going to lose the Senate, you’re going to spend the next two years being impeached every single week.”

“Fuck you, Ted,” Trump then responded, according to Cruz. The Axios article is actually mostly about Cruz privately shit-talking Trump and neckbearded Vice President JD Vance, and the tariff anecdote leads into how the audio caught Cruz telling a donor that he told his staff “if anyone uses [Trump’s stupid ‘Liberation Day’], they will be terminated on the spot. That is not language we use,” lol.

“Tucker created JD. JD is Tucker’s protege, and they are one and the same,” Cruz said in another moment, which Axios says is significant because, while Ted’s hatred of Tucker Carlson is no secret, he had previously refrained from publicly linking Tucker and Jaydee. Cruz blamed the two for Mike Waltz’s exile to the UN, because Waltz had “supported being vigorous against Iran and bombing Iran, and Tucker and JD took Mike out,” failing of course to mention the “Signalgate” shitshow but also hinting at Cruz by extension accusing Jaydee of being anti-Israel and thus antisemitic.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Thank you for your attention to this matter

4 hours ago

Israeli intel thinks Ayatollah dead

5 hours ago

Presidential address canceled

6 hours ago

Tulsi should probably delete this

6 hours ago

“All I want is freedom for the people”

7 hours ago

K$H greatly angered his Orange Messiah over Milan trip

21 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Demented old slob rants at Texas “energy” rally

22 hours ago

Orange Baby freaks out at tech CEO’s refusal to supplicate to him

23 hours ago

Islamabad claims 297 Taliban dead in so far in war

23 hours ago

Fox News catches Energy Secretary drawing solar power

23 hours ago

DHS announces plan to build gulags in flood-prone areas

24 hours ago

Marketing wizard commands his thrall to rebrand their vaporware

1 day ago

Fat Hitler claims he’s “exonerated,” wants to “take over” Cuba, etc

1 day ago

NOS-huffing maniac wanted in Pennsylvania for torching house to kill phantom spider swarm cuffed by NYPD after crashing U-Haul

1 day ago

NASA adds a second Artemis Lunar test mission

1 day ago

Suppose it was only a matter of time…

1 day ago

Colombian pro-Trump party lawmaker’s son finally deported

1 day ago

Mike Johnson says Republican’s health situation may be “terminal”

1 day ago

Cabinet secretary’s wife says Trump “too cozy” with commie tyrant

1 day ago

House schedules grueling two-day workweek in DC

1 day ago

Wholesale price index crushes expectations in January

1 day ago

Ivanka’s backup somehow significantly more unqualified for job

1 day ago

Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

1 day ago

Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

1 day ago

Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

1 day ago

US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

2 days ago

Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

2 days ago

Byron Donalds disagrees with Stitt fact-checking MAGA bullshit

2 days ago

Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

2 days ago

Netflix capitulates in WB bidding war

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Hillary unbowed by Comer’s dumbassery

2 days ago

Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

2 days ago

Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

2 days ago

Zohran comes out victorious again

2 days ago

Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

2 days ago

Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

2 days ago

Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

2 days ago

New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

2 days ago

Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump sends JD to lie to voters about US economy

2 days ago

Los Supremos again postpone Carroll v Trump conference

2 days ago

“Prosthetic butthole” dominating entertainment news coverage

2 days ago

Biden didn’t release those missing FBI interviews either, libs

2 days ago

State of the Union ratings lowest ever for Trump

2 days ago

DINGUS RESIGNS: Thran to be sworn in as acting mayor

2 days ago

House Republicans can’t stand being associated with sick sex pest

2 days ago

WEF chairman quits over Epstein ties

2 days ago

Cubans claim Floridians were trying some mini-Bay of Pigs

2 days ago

Hardcore anti-Trump Villager’s MAGA kids don’t really talk to him

3 days ago

Oz and Jaydee announce Medicaid punishment for Minnesotans

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x