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Dipshit Trump fanboy sprayed apple cider vinegar at Ilhan Omar

Flipping through MAGA propaganda site articles with headlines like “Here’s Why Many Say the Ilhan Omar Assault Was Staged” – titled as such because the writer’s too much of a pussy to just say it himself – it was already obvious that they want to disown such an incompetent douchebag like Anthony Kazmierczak. Now they’ll just double down as, per the New York Post, a hazmat team determined that the substance in the syringe wielded by Kazmierczak was apple cider vinegar.

Can’t really blame them for being unable to countenance that this fucking slob was one of theirs and instead he was somehow paid by Omar to stage the “attack” – scare quotes used there because it was so lame, not that it was a false flag. Just like the filthy Q-pilled former hippie that smashed in Paul Pelosi’s skull and the trailer trash who sacked the Capitol on January 6th, they refuse to allow themselves to come to grips with who they really are: People so defunct that they think goddamned apple cider vinegar is an effective weapon against the “Somali invasion” of Minnesota.

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