Sources tell CNN that ineffective fascist Attorney General Pam Bondi has ordered the MAGAfied Justice Department’s so-called “Weaponization Working Group” to meet every single day to come up with viable plans to find something, anything resembling a predicate to prosecute whoever was involved in the four felony cases brought against her bloated orange corpse of a boss, with a goal of having some kind of tangible enough result to show for their efforts within the next two months.

CNN’s article doesn’t contain any insider quotes and thus beats around the bush a little bit on why the sudden urgency, noting that the “working group” launched with Trump’s already failed second administration a year ago with really nothing to show for it and, since it’s a day that ends in y, the fat bastard has been pressuring his loyal enforcers to make something happen immediately.

However if you assume this article was a sanctioned “signaling” leak from Bondi – pretty plausible given the lack of quotes and that the only pertinent development is the renewed putting down the pedal – it’s noteworthy for what she did not hype and that CNN did not mention either way: That astonishingly batshit stupid “Grand Conspiracy” Obama indictment fantasy. Convoluted circlejerk story short, leading masturbators in the upper echelons of the MAGA legal community last month reportedly got a grand jury empaneled in Fort Pierce, Florida, a court bailiwick in which you already know disgraced Judge Aileen Cannon is the sole jurist. The big 5D checkmate move is this: FBI raided Trump in 2022 as the direct result of a RICO conspiracy that began in 2016 and Barack Obama was the ringleader, and since that conspiracy is still ongoing plus the jurisdictional nexus to Cannon’s turf, there are no statute of limitations or Sixth Amendment issues, so suck it libtards.

That grand jury began meeting on January 12 and not so much as a peep from the MAGA propaganda-industrial complex on how that’s been going for Team Orange since. This CNN story on Bondi cracking the whip in her building again might be a sign that Fort Pierce is already DOA.