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Raskin first in line at DOJ HQ to view unredacted Epstein files

They are sending their best. CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports that House Judiciary Committee Ranking Member Jamie Raskin, a guy who some might say is smarter than the average Turning Point USA Halftime Show viewer, showed up at Justice Department headquarters in Washington DC on Monday morning to examine unredacted versions of everything the department has on notorious sex trafficker/white collar criminal/likely Mossad and CIA asset/Trump bestie Jeffrey Epstein.

It’s one way to get answers to the many still-lingering questions as MacFarlane also reports Raskin’s counterpart on Oversight, Robert Garcia, says the committee’s scheduled video deposition with Epstein’s main accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell has gone nowhere fast. Per Garcia, Maxwell “said nothing. She answered no questions and provided no information about the men who raped and trafficked women and girls.” Weird how she wouldn’t at least just “exonerate” Trump again. Last time she did that they moved her to Club Fed and gave her unlimited free toilet paper among other perks so you’d think James Comer would dangle some heroin from the DEA’s evidence lockers or something, whatever they can quickly clip and send to Fox News to air in under a minute.

Hell, the control room director probably keeps checking his phone and asking aloud what the fuck is taking Comer’s staff so long to push the footage to their server. If they don’t get it soon they’re going to have to plug the hole with another segment on Riley Gaines complaining about the Olympics she never qualified for because that’s all they’ve got that isn’t “criticism” of Bad Bunny.

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