Maybe the time for convicted felon President Trump to throw a shit fit over the material sourcing for the bridge was literally what’ll be nine fucking years ago exactly on Friday when he and then-Canadian “Governor” Justin Trudeau issued a joint statement saying “In particular, we look forward to the expeditious completion of the Gordie Howe International Bridge, which will serve as a vital economic link between our two countries,” and not Monday when it’s already completed and mere weeks away from opening to traffic. Given that setting, there was no way Fox Business Newsidiot Maria Bartiromo could throw it as a softball to US trade gauleiter Jameson Greer. There was still good form to his swing on the whiff, right up until he lost his grip and flung the bat into the stands.