Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

Pakistani military jets early Friday local time struck Kabul in retaliation for recent Taliban attacks on troops along the frontier between the two countries, Al-Jazeera reports on shit getting real.

US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

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