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Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

The Putnam County, Florida Sheriff’s Office on Thursday announced that 36 year-old Andrew Giddens, who friends and family feared was suicidal over a recent breakup after he disappeared on Valentine’s Day, fears that escalated after his vehicle had been found abandoned on the edge of a large sand mine on Monday, was actually fine the whole time he was missing. Relatively speaking…

“Andrew Giddens, 36, had been reported missing and was found alive at Vulcan Materials Company, a sand plant east of Melrose. He had been stuck in mud for several days without food or water, while the area faced freezing temperatures. His vehicle was found nearby two days before he was rescued. The rescue took about two to three hours, with specialized crews working carefully to bring him to safety. Thanks to the skill and teamwork of these first responders, Andrew is expected to recover,” said the Palatka Fire Department in a Facebook post following the rescue.

Hopefully he meets a nice nurse or doctor while recuperating from the batshit ordeal.

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