Convicted felon President Trump was more than a little pissed this week at his dipshit FBI Director K$H Patel’s awesome Winter Olympics trip to Milan and especially the post-Team USA men’s ice hockey win celebration – ripping into K$H for it directly in conversation, NBC News reports

Particularly irritating to Trump – a teetotaler – was K$H chugging a beer in the locker room and the whole using a taxpayer-funded private jet for the trip since ostentatious displays of waste, fraud, and abuse is the sole right and privilege of the bloated orange corpse of boss himself. And of course K$H inserting himself into a big win when Trump should’ve been there to insert himself instead.

Asked to comment on the matter, White House spokeswoman Abigail Jackson said “This is a direct result of the President’s law and order agenda which is being successfully implemented by his law and order team, including FBI Director Kash Patel,” like a malfunctioning bot. What the fuck does chugging a beer in a locker room have to do with “law and order”? This dipshit comms flack couldn’t even be bothered to inflate the importance of the spurious “official” shit K$H pretended to do while in Milan and then say that he’d taken some personal leisure time to watch the game? They could not dig up a single documented instance of Chris Wray or James Comey relaxing on a beach for an hour or two between meetings on an official trip to wherever? Fuck man, pay some tribute to virtue here.