"Everybody watch Sean Hannity tonight at 9 PM"

“Everybody watch Sean Hannity tonight at 9 PM. Bibi Netanyahu will be interviewed! PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP” posted the Commander-in-Chief at 3:52 PM on Monday, promoting his favorite Fox News host’s nightly show to all 340+ million people living in the United States of America.

Then seven minutes later US Central Command tweeted “As of 4 pm ET, March 2, six US service members have been killed in action. US forces recently recovered the remains of two previously unaccounted for service members from a facility that was struck during Iran’s initial attacks in the region. Major combat operations continue. The identities of the fallen are being withheld until 24 hours after next of kin notification.” They have yet to similarly hype Sean Hannity’s show.

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