Dan Crenshaw loses primary to challenger with two eyes

Republican Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw on Tuesday lost his primary to a challenger with two eyes, a state Representative named Steve Toth, Cook Political Report’s Dave Wasserman projects.

Maduro autographs Tekashi 6ix9ine’s toy SpongeBob

Fox News locked in on desperate race to find missing pilot

President displays his concern for still-missing downed F-15 pilot

Villager opposed to other Villager’s Trump restroom naming plan

Pentagon chapel kind of officially exiles Catholics on Good Friday

Justice Department lawyer wastes perfectly good picture frame

Rescuers bring back one of two F-15 crew members

WINNING: Multinational company hiring 60,000 in Trump economy

Everything is awesome

ICE arrests Palestine-born leader of Milwaukee Islamic community

Iranians shoot down USAF F-15

Slobbery tryst gets awkward when other man’s name comes up

Man who knows he’s a fraud charged with recognizing it in others

Regime budget increases both death abroad and suffering at home

Fox News reports Trump hasn’t actually ended DEI

Chinese drug trafficking suspect extradited from US back home

Myanmar transitions from military dictatorship to uncivic autocracy

Swalwell says Bondi never tipped him off, Trump an idiot

Petey Pee Pants fires Army chief of staff in middle of war

WATCH LIVE: Tornado streamer apparently closing in on tornado

Delaware cops find “possible human skull” along creek in woods

“For the record, the DOW was under 50,000”

Pam Bondi officially fired, Trump confirms

RonAnon warns Supreme Court will “create millions” of bad voters

President celebrates his supplicants doing the “leading” for him, expresses hope opposing ICE murders will cost Dems in midterms

Byron Noem’s fake boobs were an “open secret” in White House

Fox Couchman incensed TV libs won’t give Trump “any credibility”

West Texas crude almost at $110 a barrel

Tulsi may be the next one headed to unemployment line: report

Markwayne pauses warehouse acquisitions for ICE gulags

Pete was able to close one eye long enough to type this

Trump grabs Kuntz for Southern Florida district court nomination

Pam Bondi may be flushed down the golden toilet soon: CNN

Mental train wreck declares victory over Iran or some shit: Live

Indiana Bud Light truck joyrider was also over the legal limit

WATCH LIVE: Artemis II launches translunar orbit mission

Border Patrol chief accused of preferring Asian, Latina prostitutes

Lawyer says quadruple amputee killed friend in self-defense

Former Real Housewives star spills on doing time with Ghislaine

DC mayor announces new rodent control initiative, and no…

Frau Ingraham’s message just slightly more subtle than her chyron

Save the Krill activists plow ship into trawler off Antarctica

Egyptians used slave toil efficiently to build pyramids: study

Deeply frustrated fan vents on internet as team crumbles on field

Bored loser exits big showdown early

Michigan’s Benson says eff that to Trump voting order

WATCH LIVE: Orange Assclown brings his circus to Los Supremos

Wolf bites German woman in IKEA parking lot

Master statesman uses colloquialisms to connect with commoners

UAE aims to deploy force to retake Hormuz