Dow futures down over 800 points because Trump

Dow Jones Industrial Average futures sank by more than 800 points on Tuesday – down 833 to 48,112 as of this writing – on fears that convicted felon President Trump’s directionless war in Iran could stretch on for weeks, if not months, CNBC reports on more MAGAnomics fun.

Mentally ill social media user posts confusing rant

Orange Baby really doesn’t want to talk about dead troops

FCC incel was at Mar-a-Lago when he threatened networks again

Peruvian presidential candidate veers too far left on infrastructure

Iranian sleeper cells may have already been arrested, fanboy posits

South Dakota Supreme Court upholds apocalypse survival bunker-themed gated community resident’s right to stand his ground

Trump orders other countries to sacrifice their sailors’ lives

Would-be school shooter who got elected to Congress instead has interesting ideas on the American people’s main policy priority

Information warfare practitioner on rear guard defense again

Red State first responders find out the hard way that Noem stopped paying bill for ultra-accurate tornado tracking SaaS last month

Movie Night Friday: A Bridge Too Far

WOW! DEAL ALERT! Get 80 percent OFF citizenship renunciation processing fees! HURRY! This deal will last, but hurry anyway!

Gateway Pundit reports Iran regime has some redeeming qualities

Dick Grenell fired, replaced by some other douche at JFK Center

Judge nukes DOJ subpoenas to Jerome Powell

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee makes rare public appearance

Handcuffs no match for mentally ill Florida man strength

Your taxes went toward advertising episode of shitty podcast

Ken Paxton buys TV ad time in West Palm Beach, Florida

Marine Expeditionary unit headed to Middle East

RonAnon assured that Ayatollah would’ve killed those girls anyway

All six USAF refueler crew members confirmed dead

Admiral Yamadildo claims Navy to escort Hormuz ships if “needed”

Revised Q4 2025 GDP numbers now 0.7 percent shittier

WATCH LIVE: Midlife crisis sufferer compensates to media again

Pennsylvania cops call off search for arrest warrant subject

Fat Hitler tells G7 that Iran is “about to surrender”

Fox News AI evidently incapable of fixing hideous neck-gina

Four US Air Force refueler crew dead after collision over Iraq

Retired Air Force general’s wife oddly cavalier on his disappearance

Jim Jordan wrestles with being reminded he has constituents

US aircraft patriotically collide over Iraqi airspace

Wing Guru founder not exactly a tax evasion guru

Dow closes only down 740 points on the day, oil not at $100 yet

WATCH LIVE: Violent sex pest and enabler celebrate womanhood

Jerome Powell slump hits stock market, Trump demands action

Michigan Jewish school under active shooter threat

QAdulteress either launching weekly podcast or violent coup d’etat

Ayatollah’s message flops on Wall Street

IDF drops charges against troops taped gang-sodomizing POW

White House rips Biden for tapping reserves before 2022 midterms

New Ayatollah lays out visionary energy policy in first address

“Mean tweets and cheap gas” now just “Expensive oil is MAGA”

Frau Ingraham forgets to find way to blame Biden or Obama

Explodey Iranian boats kaboom more not-Iranian boats

Heavenly wonder of God’s creation to flourish in Bible belt

Fox News reports top strategic presidential income source valiantly standing strong thanks to US taxpayer-funded defense array

Rapist endorses accused rapist

Oil above $90 after surging to $100 overnight

Ted Cruz pre-blames Biden for terror attack, just to be safe