OMG NOOO! Becky n Skyler were just unvited 2 Maddie’s glow party!! WHAT THE F💔💔K IS HAPPENING?!? 😭😭😭 u guys i tried so hard 2 get them 2 maek up after Madz saw Sky txting Derek n it wasnt anything n it was three months ago but now she suddenly tells Sky she isnt welcome at her dad’s house after she was invited! N Becks too n all she did was liek Derek’s snapchat stream when he peed on that pic of Madz 😭😭😭 PLS DONT TELL MADZ I LAUGHED WHEN I WATCHED THE PEE THING! SHES ACTING CRAZY N DEREKS EXPELLD 4 PUNCHING COACH LEE ANYWAY!!!!!

…is basically what this Reuters report headlined “Two senior Communist Party officials absent from top Chinese political event” is saying about Queen Bee Xi’s little popularity contest. Well maybe the above fictitious depiction of a girls’ chat message was a little more detailed on the knowns than what exactly prompted the catty exclusions of top PLA General Zhang Youxia and Ma Xingrui, formerly the party’s ​top official in the Xinjiang region from the 23-member Politburo at the opening of the Chinese People’s Political Consultative Conference but seriously what are the differences between Madz’s fabulous glow party and Xi’s fabulous glow party in terms of basic bitchery?

Just because the latter comes with all the political implications of the top leadership of a global superpower’s autocratic hegemony and the former is just some daddy’s little princess who bullies the shit out of the less popular girls in her clique by abruptly casting them out of social gatherings doesn’t mean the respective situations’ pariahs won’t be home on their beds tearfully scrolling through social media feeds of everyone having a good time without them. Can anyone seriously argue that isn’t what Xi Jingping, a grown man, wanted Zhang and Ma to suffer through?