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Capitol rioter gets life in prison for post-release molestation

“Today, the Office of State Attorney Bill Gladson of the Fifth Judicial Circuit announces the Life sentence of 45-year-old Andrew Paul Johnson. Back in February of this year, Johnson was found guilty of Lewd or Lascivious Molestation of a Victim less than 12 years of age, Lewd or Lascivious Molestation of a Victim 12 years of age or older but less than 16 years of age, two counts of Lewd or Lascivious Exhibition, and Transmission of Material Harmful to a Minor by Electronic Device.”

“In July of 2025, deputies with the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office responded to a residence in Brooksville in reference to a sex offense. When law enforcement arrived on scene, they were informed by the complainant that two juvenile victims stated they were both inappropriately touched by Johnson. Furthermore, the complainant provided deputies with a cell phone found in possession of the first victim, who indicated Johnson had provided the device to talk to them,” says a press release from the Florida Fifth Judicial Circuit DA’s office, that fails to mention that the only reason Johnson, a January 6th Capitol insurrectionist, was in proximity to these victims – at least one of them a male – was because convicted felon President Trump had pardoned him and thus released him from the 1 year federal prison sentence he had been serving since October 2024.

Johnson and fellow rioter Zach Alam are the only two known insurrectionists who had been released from custody on January 20th, 2025 and then went on to commit felonies they would not have been free to had former Vice President Kamala Harris won. That other asshole Jake Lang – who was in jail awaiting trial early last year – has only been hit with misdemeanors for threatening cops and other stupid bullshit. National Zero errored in a January article describing Johnson’s molestation offenses as having been committed after the insurrection but prior to his incarceration. This was incorrect as he unquestionably sexually assaulted the children again after Trump freed him from the clink.

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