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Ken Paxton maneuvers to put John Cornhole in Trump’s vise

Amid all the drama over the Texas Senate GOP primary, convicted felon President Trump on Thursday spoke with some Politico reporter and was asked to respond to Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s stated refusal to drop out of the runoff after the reality show host chose incumbent John Cornhole Cornyn the winner of the stupid contest for Donald’s affections.

“No, I’m staying in this race. I owe it to the people of Texas,” Paxton had told John Solomon’s stupid show on Wednesday night after Trump posted the command on Truth Social. To which Trump responded on Thursday, “Well, that’s bad for him to say. That is bad for him. So maybe, maybe that leads me to go the other direction,” continuing to tantalize and cock tease the Cornynthians.

Then Pax got crafty:

“John Cornyn is a coward who has refused to support abolishing the filibuster to pass this bill. Now, Fake News reporters and the establishment are trying to destroy me with misinformation. The truth is clear: No one has been more loyal to Donald Trump than me—fighting the stolen 2020 election, being in Mar-a-Lago when he announced his 2024 campaign, and standing with him in NY in the face of lawfare. For the good of our country and for the good of passing President Trump’s agenda, I am determined to help him get this done,” the lecherous bastard continued after cutoff.

Smart move. It came shortly after the Orange God Emepror revised his list of demands going from this extra screamy February 8th post “1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER ID (IDENTIFICATION!) 2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF UNITED STATES CITIZENSHIP TO REGISTER FOR VOTING. 3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!)”

…to “1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER ID (IDENTIFICATION!). 2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE. 3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!). 4. NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS. 5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILATION SURGERY FOR CHILDREN, WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN APPROVAL OF THE PARENTS,” this morning, expanding the bill’s scope into legal transition surgeries.

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