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Rapist endorses accused rapist

Convicted felon President Trump’s minions are wondering how a 2007 rape accusation against Republican Louisiana state Senator Blake Miguez slipped past them before the fat fuck endorsed the fanboy legislator last month in the primary to succeed Congresswoman Julia Letlow after she launched her Trump-endorsed primary bid against Senator Bill Cassidy, the Atlantic reports.

According to a police report obtained by the outlet, the woman, Miguez’s then-22 year-old ex-girlfriend, had accused the then-25 year-old future MAGAstar of forcing himself upon her even though she told him no, and then followed her when she fled and hid behind a car outside of a convenience store, calling a friend to pick her up. She then called 911 and a cop took her to a hospital for a rape-kit examination, the report stated. Miguez was detained and questioned but the woman declined to press charges. “I called 911 cause I honestly was/am scared!” she wrote in a statement to the police. Nothing further happened but awareness there was some bad dirt on Miguez, if not the specifics of it, had been floating around Louisiana GOP circles in recent months.

Which was news to the White House, who had no idea until after the Orange God Emperor showered Miguez with his golden, glorious endorsement. And since they never asked he didn’t tell them.

Miguez’s campaign forwarded to the Atlantic a recent email from the accuser’s father and this is the one of the MAGAest things you will ever read: “The only thing I told him were that you are a good man and you have my vote and everything my daughter has reported about you were lies and she is a liar and has a drug problem. Not sure why they are digging up this crap but I wanted to give you a heads up.” Following that quote, the outlet then writes that “The email did not refute any of the specifics in the police report, which the father claimed that he’d refused to read when the reporter offered it to him.” It’s not clear if the father actually lives in the Pelican State’s 5th hardcore MAGA 5th District, the article earlier on mentioned that Miguez himself lives 40 miles south of its border.

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