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Admiral Yamadildo claims Navy to escort Hormuz ships if “needed”

Calling into Fox News assclown Brian Kilmeade’s radio show on Friday, convicted felon President Trump told the likely exasperated supplicant that US Navy vessels will provide escort protection to commercial ships and oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz if “needed,” Reuters reports.

“We would ⁠do it if we needed to. But, you know, hopefully things ​are going ​to go very ​well. We’re going ‌to see what happens,” the fat bastard told Kilmeade, adding “We’re going to be hitting them very hard over the next week.” The Reuters report is very brief and does not link to any audio but they dutifully would have included any follow-up questions from Kilmeade if they were on topic.

And since the next thing he asked was probably something like “what’s your preferred March Madness snack” followed by 177 seconds of Trump talking about how he’s making sure NCAA athletes get paid and how brave Riley Gaines is for nearly getting raped by that man in the swimming pool in front of thousands of people, there were children crying when they watched it, crying real tears, their families too, all of them, there was no need for Reuters to transcribe it.

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