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Ken Paxton buys TV ad time in West Palm Beach, Florida

Just because over the billions of hours aired over the last eight decades of commercial television broadcasts there have been essentially zero documented instances of people suffering from serious psychiatric and neurological conditions that were correct when they believed that shadowy malefactors were speaking directly to them does not mean that one particularly diseased individual is imagining things if he begins to perceive certain messages directed at him personally.

That is if he perceives it. Could just as easily believe it if convicted felon President Trump thinks it’s normal for a Republican candidate locked in a heated primary to be advertising in South Florida, a media market 875 miles away from the jurisdiction in which said primary is being contested.

It’s an old trick with essentially zero downside risk for shadowy malefactor Texas Attorney Ken Paxton so why the hell not right? Medium Buying reports pro-Pax PAC “Lone Star Liberty” have booked the ads to run this weekend in the West Palm Beach media market though the scope, quantity, networks (other than Fox News being a given of course), and so on were not specified.

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