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Retired Air Force general’s wife oddly cavalier on his disappearance

Cops in Albuquerque, New Mexico are still trying to piece together what the hell happened to retired Air Force General William Neil McCasland after he was last seen leaving his home on foot the morning of February 27th, leaving behind his phone, smartwatch, and glasses, but reportedly taking a revolver with him into some not particularly vast or desolate wilderness crisscrossed by well-trafficked jogging, hiking, and biking trails that ring the state’s largest city, NewsNation reports.

McCasland, 68, retired in 2013 and there’s a lot of, um, chatter about certain aspects of his career, specifically alleged connections to military programs and installations linked to extraterrestrial encounters and technology. Put that together with the traceless disappearance in the one state that is to UFOs what Tennessee is to country music and Florida is to bath salts and you’ve got yourself a perfect recipe for a whole lot of good old fashioned just asking questions on the internet. The mystery would be just as vexing without all the maddeningly vague assertions of McCasland’s connections to UFO lore. And yet by far the most “what the fuck” aspect is wife Susan’s statement.

“Bill does not have any special knowledge about the ET bodies and debris from the Roswell crash stored at Wright-Patterson, though at this point, with absolutely no sign of them, maybe the best hypothesis is that aliens beamed them up to the mothership. However, no sightings of a mothership hovering above the Sandia Mountains have been reported,” the possibly widowed woman said.

Seriously, what the fuck. Why would she want that attributed to her in print? There’s nothing wrong with telling them to shut the hell up and stop asking her about the goddamned aliens when she’s dealing with her husband’s sudden, still-unresolved disappearance, not knowing if or when she’ll ever have closure. There’s something very, very weird to be “dunking” on them in such a statement.

People might start just asking questions about what she actually knows about what happened.

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