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Iranian sleeper cells may have already been arrested, fanboy posits

The chairman of the House Intelligence Committee Rick Crawford (R-AR), a former rodeo cowboy and country radio DJ from Arkansas whose range of access to the national threat matrix is significantly closer to that of the President of the United States than most people ever realize, told NewsNation’s Chris Stirewalt on Sunday that for all he knows the hundreds of Iranian sleeper cell terrorists that Joe Biden allowed into the country have already been arrested by the FBI, he has to check if the Justice Department has put out a press release on the successful sweep.

In totally unrelated news, the Times of Israel reports that Ayman Mohamad Ghazali, the asshole who was thankfully shot dead by a security guard before he could kill anyone else at a Jewish school in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan on Thursday, is the brother of a Hezbollah commander who was killed in a IDF strike last week – along with another brother, both their wives, and children. Ayman Ghazali, a US citizen naturalized in 2011, had been considered for surveillance due to his familial ties to the Iran-backed Lebanese Shiite militia, but the Trump Regime for whatever reason decided against it.

Worth mentioning here is that DHS had kept a database of Israelis held hostage in Gaza following the October 7th attacks and detained a 20 year-old former IDF soldier when she arrived in New York City last year – because they hadn’t updated it to reflect her release from captivity and thus thought she was an impostor. So it makes sense they would also and not keep an eye on the known brother of a target on Israel’s kill list who just got crossed off along with innocent women and children.

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