You will not be surprised to learn that, in contradiction to convicted felon President Trump claiming twice on Monday that one of his four living predecessors had in a recent private conversation complimented his unilateral declaration of war on Iran and said “I wish I did that,” spokespeople for former Presidents Bill Clinton, George W Bush, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden denied that their bosses had spoken to Trump at all in recent months in response to CNN having contacted each.

Trump had refused to name which of the four it was but, since there are only four of them and they have the phone numbers of their post-presidential representatives, it wasn’t very hard to falsify.

Note how the headline says “made that jealous former president shit up” rather than “lied about conversation with jealous former president” an editorial choice necessitated by the fact that it is not 2018 but 2026 and the steadily increasing ravages of entropy make it impossible to ascribe intent on Trump’s part. He just as easily could be deliberately lying as he is hallucinating that it happened. Either way the former option bodes just as poorly for the fat bastard because his falsehoods used to be so much more elusive and not so easily dismantled. Like if it were 2018 Trump he would’ve said “foreign leader” and it’d be a waste of time to even try to figure out who it might’ve been.

This is the second time inside of a week that the fat bastard’s lost his own plot and let the media nail him down on a lie. He’s always been mentally ill but this is a milestone on the road.