WATCH LIVE: Markwayne, Tulsi, K$H, and Ratcliffe in the hot seats

Dipshit Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin faces the Senate Homeland Security Committee in a hearing that’ll be largely perfunctory as far as his nomination to replace dog-murderer Kristi Noem goes but that doesn’t mean it’ll definitely be easy and fun for him given some recent reporting.

Then at 10 AM EDT the three stooges will face a considerably less fun Senate Intel hearing…

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WATCH LIVE: Markwayne, Tulsi, K$H, and Ratcliffe in the hot seats

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