You already guessed what the headline means. The New York Post reports that the fat fuck thinks he’s going to rename the Strait of Hormuz the Strait of America – or the Strait of Trump.
“We are taking the Strait back. It’s guaranteed, and they will never blackmail us on that strait. You can take it to the bank,” one minion told the Post and was apparently actually serious. “He does believe that if we’re going to guard it, if we’re going to take care of it, if we’re going to police it, if we’re going to ensure free safety through it that, why should we call it that Hormuz?”